I still haven’t gotten my dvd back. The way he acted, I would have thought he’d want that thing outta his house faster than a someone could fall off a greased pole. Well, it’s a week later and no dvd. I emailed him today, he said he’d drop it off tonight, and no dvd (yet). I just want it done and the dvd is the last little dangling participle.

I had one other bad breakup (other than Carl) and he blew out faster than a candle in a hurricane. Of course, he did end up calling me several weeks later (at 4:00 in the morning) to ask if he could come over, but there was no lingering anything. I thought it was weird that he wouldn’t just mail it to me. We don’t live too close to each other and I imagine it’s out of his way to come over here. However, I’m going to assume that this means nothing except that he’s being a jackass about giving back my movie.